Event Schedule

Our eight-legged crawler has pulled this traditional Amish buggy far from the farm, creating the perfect space for sharing what can't be said back home. Slip inside our Whisper Wagon for a moment of radical honesty. Speak your truth, release your secrets, or simply enjoy the intimate space between traditional and alternative worlds

This mirrored veil invites you to release your thoughts, intentions, or message into the YOUniverse. Write what's on your heart and let your truth be heard & held by the cosmos.

Start your day off right by stopping at DejaBrew for your morning pick me up. Basic coffee done right! Or Tea and other options if Coffee is not your thing. Hot coffee starting before 7:00 am each morning and throughout the day. Other attractions like our white board listing the days events, snacks, a chill place to relax, and recharge both your devices and yourself.

Rise, shine, and refuel at Groovy Brew! We’re serving up fresh, hot coffee to kickstart your dusty adventures. Whether you need a gentle morning brew or a rocket-fuel caffeine hit, we’ve got you covered. Come for the coffee, stay for the vibes—because nothing good happens before caffeine. BYOCup, non-caffienated options and tea available!

Come sit, dance, and stretch among the mischievous mushroom fairy circle! Gaze upon the mushrooms’ intoxicating glow at night and find the eyes that gaze upon you while within the circle! A chill space for all to enjoy in their own way. Please feel free to use the yoga mat for DIY yoga

Start your day with purpose and power. Join us for a reviving ginger shot experience infused with lemon and turmeric, a bold blend designed to awaken your senses, support your immune system, and ignite your inner glow. Wellness begins with small rituals. Sip mindfully. DON’T FORGET TO BRING YOUR OWN CUP!

Come find your centre amongst Sideburn’s feast of sounds and lights! Relax or meditate in our daytime sunshade/groovy light-up pyramid at night. Or travel through the fairy circle to connect with yourself in our meditation tent. Indulge with soothing meditation music or use the over-ear protection to find a bit of silence. If the lights are on, come and use the space!

The Care Plounge is open daily until dinner — a cozy, kid-friendly space to nap, daydream, doodle, fort and friend. PG vibes.

At The Last Camp, we’re gifting participants a one-of-a-kind, life-affirming experience - your very own pre-death funeral. You’ll fill out a brief questionnaire, then lie back in a casket while your custom obituary is read aloud. If you bring friends, they can share their own tributes (serious or comedic - it’s your funeral!). When it’s over, you’ll step out refreshed, with a new appreciation for life.

Our massage tables are open daily for you and your crew to use. Bring a buddy, trade them with strangers and radically rest. Consent and communication are key — always ask, always check in. We've set the space — the REST is up to you.

Step into a space of deep relaxation and renewal with Lalaland Sound Healing Journey. Guided by the soothing sounds of the Hang drum, the grounding rhythms of the shamanic frame drum, the ethereal tones of singing bowls, and the delicate whispers of chimes, this experience invites you to reconnect with your breath, release tension, and realign with your inner harmony. Allow the music to guide you on a journey inward, where healing, peace, and presence naturally unfold. Listen, Breath, Release!

Who The Fuck Cares is a radically caring crew spreading whimsical and wonderful vibes across the haya. Our CARE Bar is open daily from 11–4 with Confidence Spritzes, Emotionally Available Earplugs, and Dusty Affirmations — no booze, all care. We’ve got nooks for naps, a plounge to dream in and massage tables. Stop by for care that’s silly, sincere, and sparkly as hell. Who the fuck cares? We do.

Step into the enchanting 'ComeFreshen Booth', a whimsical twist on the confessional experience. Speak your dirty dirty sins and be ushered into a magical realm within. Adorned with earthy elements, the booth beckons participants with a glowing mirror, captivating scents, and an array of rejuvenating items, creating a communal space where humour, self-care, and community spirit intertwine to freshen you up before returning to your Haya adventures.

Octomassage is a facilitated activity centered around touch and consent. The objective is to practice consensual, platonic touch through relaxing massage, while facilitating space for vulnerability and connection with strangers. No prior experience in giving or receiving massage is required. Minors may attend, with the supervision of their parents or caregivers. You will be part of giving and receiving massage. Our work is transforming humans into happy relaxed puddles.

Behold the mystical haven of 'Nature and Nurture', a majestic 'Mother Tree' inside of our tent canopy. Its ethereal branches and leaves hang overtop of our forest-themed plounge, creating an organic sanctuary beneath the tent canopy where 3D-printed apples hang, ripe for the picking and containing hidden wonders inside. Revel in the gentle rustle of the leaves, nature's subtle sounds, and the scent of of the forest as you relax in this captivating escape within Sideburn's bustling city.

Let the Sauna enter you. Bring a towel. There will be sweat. Volunteers needed. Write: raquelmun@gmail.com

It's our last day! Come by Cirque's Boudoir to pick up some fashionable new pieces for your tickle trunk or closet. Dress up, dress down, or glam yourself up--feel free to take it all! Indulge in some pampering to get yourself ready for the last night on Haya - face masks, wipes, essential oils, eye masks will be available.

Come join us for massive group snuggles, naps and good vibes in our plounge. Lounge and enjoy good, long consensual hugs and cuddles from other ploungegoers all afternoon long. Experience chill live DJ spins and relaxation to lift your mood higher in a consent-focused cuddle puddle. DJ Lineup: - 2-4pm: Haista B2B K-VIII - 4-6pm: Catnip (AKA Meow Mix)

We're really going to drop a big steaming load in your mouth. Time to cook up all the dumps til they're gone! Still hucking bricks and shit to really loosen you up... c'mon down and find that cathartic release before temple!