Theme Camp

Camp Who The F*ck Cares

Welcome to Camp Who The F*ck Cares. Open from 11 AM to 4 PM, we offer a haven of kindness and care. Need an essential item? We've got you covered! Dive into fun with our games, spark up engaging conversations, unwind with soothing massages, and soak up the warmth of our hugs. Join us at Who The F*ck Cares, where community and joy come together. See you there!


Events Hosted by Camp Who The F*ck Cares

Day Time Details Type
Thu, May 15
12:01am (12hrs)

Portage La Haya

Portage La Haya is an interactive art piece with a bottomless canoe. Participants use glowing tethered paddles to glide across a vibrant, rainbow-colored landscape, blending movement, light, and imagination to celebrate the fusion of Burning Man and nature.
Arts & Crafts
Thu, May 15
10am (7hrs)

Care Plounge

The Care Plounge is open daily until dinner — a cozy, kid-friendly space to nap, daydream, doodle, fort and friend. PG vibes.
Self-care
Thu, May 15
11am (5hrs)

Massage Me Please

Our massage tables are open daily for you and your crew to use. Bring a buddy, trade them with strangers and radically rest. Consent and communication are key — always ask, always check in. We've set the space — the REST is up to you.
Self-care
Thu, May 15
11am (5hrs)

Care Bar

Who The Fuck Cares is a radically caring crew spreading whimsical and wonderful vibes across the haya. Our CARE Bar is open daily from 11–4 with Confidence Spritzes, Emotionally Available Earplugs, and Dusty Affirmations — no booze, all care. We’ve got nooks for naps, a plounge to dream in and massage tables. Stop by for care that’s silly, sincere, and sparkly as hell. Who the fuck cares? We do.
Self-care
Thu, May 15
11:11am (1hr)

Press My Button

Skip to our button-making station to punch out your mood, your name, your inside joke - whatever’s bubbling up. We’ve got supplies, prompts, and choreographed chaos. Open daily at 11:11 for 1 hour.
Arts & Crafts,
For Kids
Fri, May 16
10am (7hrs)

Care Plounge

The Care Plounge is open daily until dinner — a cozy, kid-friendly space to nap, daydream, doodle, fort and friend. PG vibes.
Self-care
Fri, May 16
11am (5hrs)

Massage Me Please

Our massage tables are open daily for you and your crew to use. Bring a buddy, trade them with strangers and radically rest. Consent and communication are key — always ask, always check in. We've set the space — the REST is up to you.
Self-care
Fri, May 16
11am (5hrs)

Care Bar

Who The Fuck Cares is a radically caring crew spreading whimsical and wonderful vibes across the haya. Our CARE Bar is open daily from 11–4 with Confidence Spritzes, Emotionally Available Earplugs, and Dusty Affirmations — no booze, all care. We’ve got nooks for naps, a plounge to dream in and massage tables. Stop by for care that’s silly, sincere, and sparkly as hell. Who the fuck cares? We do.
Self-care
Fri, May 16
11:11am (1hr)

Press My Button

Skip to our button-making station to punch out your mood, your name, your inside joke - whatever’s bubbling up. We’ve got supplies, prompts, and choreographed chaos. Open daily at 11:11 for 1 hour.
Arts & Crafts,
For Kids
Fri, May 16
2pm (1hr)

Fly a kite

Join Riverlight kite (name of kite) and spread some joy flying high.
For Kids
Fri, May 16
6pm (6hrs)

Lie Back And Let The World Dissolve Around You

A vibrant, hypnotic experience blending psychedelic visuals, shifting colors, and melodic soundscapes. Enter the portal and lie back in this immersive art installation, dissolving into its comforting energy and dreamlike sense of connection.
Arts & Crafts,
Miscellaneous
Sat, May 17
10am (7hrs)

Care Plounge

The Care Plounge is open daily until dinner — a cozy, kid-friendly space to nap, daydream, doodle, fort and friend. PG vibes.
Self-care
Sat, May 17
11am (5hrs)

Massage Me Please

Our massage tables are open daily for you and your crew to use. Bring a buddy, trade them with strangers and radically rest. Consent and communication are key — always ask, always check in. We've set the space — the REST is up to you.
Self-care
Sat, May 17
11am (5hrs)

Care Bar

Who The Fuck Cares is a radically caring crew spreading whimsical and wonderful vibes across the haya. Our CARE Bar is open daily from 11–4 with Confidence Spritzes, Emotionally Available Earplugs, and Dusty Affirmations — no booze, all care. We’ve got nooks for naps, a plounge to dream in and massage tables. Stop by for care that’s silly, sincere, and sparkly as hell. Who the fuck cares? We do.
Self-care
Sat, May 17
11:11am (1hr)

Press My Button

Skip to our button-making station to punch out your mood, your name, your inside joke - whatever’s bubbling up. We’ve got supplies, prompts, and choreographed chaos. Open daily at 11:11 for 1 hour.
Arts & Crafts,
For Kids
Sat, May 17
6pm (6hrs)

Lie Back And Let The World Dissolve Around You

A vibrant, hypnotic experience blending psychedelic visuals, shifting colors, and melodic soundscapes. Enter the portal and lie back in this immersive art installation, dissolving into its comforting energy and dreamlike sense of connection.
Arts & Crafts,
Miscellaneous
Sun, May 18
10am (7hrs)

Care Plounge

The Care Plounge is open daily until dinner — a cozy, kid-friendly space to nap, daydream, doodle, fort and friend. PG vibes.
Self-care
Sun, May 18
11am (5hrs)

Massage Me Please

Our massage tables are open daily for you and your crew to use. Bring a buddy, trade them with strangers and radically rest. Consent and communication are key — always ask, always check in. We've set the space — the REST is up to you.
Self-care
Sun, May 18
11am (5hrs)

Care Bar

Who The Fuck Cares is a radically caring crew spreading whimsical and wonderful vibes across the haya. Our CARE Bar is open daily from 11–4 with Confidence Spritzes, Emotionally Available Earplugs, and Dusty Affirmations — no booze, all care. We’ve got nooks for naps, a plounge to dream in and massage tables. Stop by for care that’s silly, sincere, and sparkly as hell. Who the fuck cares? We do.
Self-care
Sun, May 18
11:11am (1hr)

Press My Button

Skip to our button-making station to punch out your mood, your name, your inside joke - whatever’s bubbling up. We’ve got supplies, prompts, and choreographed chaos. Open daily at 11:11 for 1 hour.
Arts & Crafts,
For Kids
Sun, May 18
6pm (6hrs)

Lie Back And Let The World Dissolve Around You

A vibrant, hypnotic experience blending psychedelic visuals, shifting colors, and melodic soundscapes. Enter the portal and lie back in this immersive art installation, dissolving into its comforting energy and dreamlike sense of connection.
Arts & Crafts,
Miscellaneous

Music Hosted by Camp Who The F*ck Cares

No music events found for this camp.

Photo credit: Header image by Captured by Caro, used with permission.
Land Acknowledgement
We gather for SideBurn on the traditional territories of the Haudenosaunee, the Anishinaabe, the Mohawks of the Bay of Quinte, the Huron-Wendat, the Mississaugas, and other Indigenous peoples from across Turtle Island. We are grateful to have the opportunity to work and build community on this land.