Event Schedule

Our eight-legged crawler has pulled this traditional Amish buggy far from the farm, creating the perfect space for sharing what can't be said back home. Slip inside our Whisper Wagon for a moment of radical honesty. Speak your truth, release your secrets, or simply enjoy the intimate space between traditional and alternative worlds

This mirrored veil invites you to release your thoughts, intentions, or message into the YOUniverse. Write what's on your heart and let your truth be heard & held by the cosmos.

Start your day off right by stopping at DejaBrew for your morning pick me up. Basic coffee done right! Or Tea and other options if Coffee is not your thing. Hot coffee starting before 7:00 am each morning and throughout the day. Other attractions like our white board listing the days events, snacks, a chill place to relax, and recharge both your devices and yourself.

Rise, shine, and refuel at Groovy Brew! We’re serving up fresh, hot coffee to kickstart your dusty adventures. Whether you need a gentle morning brew or a rocket-fuel caffeine hit, we’ve got you covered. Come for the coffee, stay for the vibes—because nothing good happens before caffeine. BYOCup, non-caffienated options and tea available!

Start your day with purpose and power. Join us for a reviving ginger shot experience infused with lemon and turmeric, a bold blend designed to awaken your senses, support your immune system, and ignite your inner glow. Wellness begins with small rituals. Sip mindfully! DON’T FORGET TO BRING YOUR OWN CUP!

Come find your centre amongst Sideburn’s feast of sounds and lights! Relax or meditate in our daytime sunshade/groovy light-up pyramid at night. Or travel through the fairy circle to connect with yourself in our meditation tent. Indulge with soothing meditation music or use the over-ear protection to find a bit of silence. If the lights are on, come and use the space!

Who are we? Why are we here? Is coffee just a metaphor for the soul? Let’s get deep, weird, and maybe a little unhinged as we sip and philosophize. Hit up our daily coffee service and come have a chat. Note: All conversations are meant to be respectful and inclusive. We ask that participants create a safe environment for sharing and listening.

The Care Plounge is open daily until dinner — a cozy, kid-friendly space to nap, daydream, doodle, fort and friend. PG vibes.

At The Last Camp, we’re gifting participants a one-of-a-kind, life-affirming experience - your very own pre-death funeral. You’ll fill out a brief questionnaire, then lie back in a casket while your custom obituary is read aloud. If you bring friends, they can share their own tributes (serious or comedic - it’s your funeral!). When it’s over, you’ll step out refreshed, with a new appreciation for life.

Here’s your chance to treat your body to gentle movements that release built up tension in your neck, shoulders, spine, hips, and legs as we stretch together and prepare our vessel for a long day of fun activities ahead! Some of the stretches we do together here can even become your new favorites to practice on your own, anytime your muscles ask for attention later on! Guided by Moonlight. BRING A YOGA MAT IF YOU HAVE ONE!

Our massage tables are open daily for you and your crew to use. Bring a buddy, trade them with strangers and radically rest. Consent and communication are key — always ask, always check in. We've set the space — the REST is up to you.

Who The Fuck Cares is a radically caring crew spreading whimsical and wonderful vibes across the haya. Our CARE Bar is open daily from 11–4 with Confidence Spritzes, Emotionally Available Earplugs, and Dusty Affirmations — no booze, all care. We’ve got nooks for naps, a plounge to dream in and massage tables. Stop by for care that’s silly, sincere, and sparkly as hell. Who the fuck cares? We do.

Step into the enchanting 'ComeFreshen Booth', a whimsical twist on the confessional experience. Speak your dirty dirty sins and be ushered into a magical realm within. Adorned with earthy elements, the booth beckons participants with a glowing mirror, captivating scents, and an array of rejuvenating items, creating a communal space where humour, self-care, and community spirit intertwine to freshen you up before returning to your Haya adventures.

Octomassage is a facilitated activity centered around touch and consent. The objective is to practice consensual, platonic touch through relaxing massage, while facilitating space for vulnerability and connection with strangers. No prior experience in giving or receiving massage is required. Minors may attend, with the supervision of their parents or caregivers. You will be part of giving and receiving massage. Our work is transforming humans into happy relaxed puddles.

Behold the mystical haven of 'Nature and Nurture', a majestic 'Mother Tree' inside of our tent canopy. Its ethereal branches and leaves hang overtop of our forest-themed plounge, creating an organic sanctuary beneath the tent canopy where 3D-printed apples hang, ripe for the picking and containing hidden wonders inside. Revel in the gentle rustle of the leaves, nature's subtle sounds, and the scent of of the forest as you relax in this captivating escape within Sideburn's bustling city.

Take a break from the mid-day heat with some steaming hot dumps in your mouth! Release some rage and huck a brick at some shit while you wait! Runs til there's no more crap to feed people with.

Join us for an all levels flow yoga class that will leave you feeling relaxed, centred, and complete. Bring a mat or towel and get ready to breathe.

Sauna. Its Hot. Can you get much Hotter? Bring a towel or sweat shooters on you. Volunteers needed. Write: raquelmun@gmail.com

Come by Cirque's Boudoir to pick up some fashionable new pieces for your tickle trunk or closet. Dress up, dress down, or glam yourself up--feel free to take what you need and leave some of your old pieces for others to enjoy if it suits your fancy! Indulge in some pampering - face masks, wipes, essential oils, eye masks.

Tonight we burn—wouldn’t it be nice get clean first? Come freshen up and get groovy at Disco Shower before you spend the night getting freaky! We invite groups of 4+ onto the shower platform, where warm pressurized water rains on you for 90-seconds, a disco ball spins overhead and colourful lights and good beats surround you. We'll walk you through the process (clothing is optional), teach you dance moves and provide an enthusiastic consent talk. Note: Shower may be delayed in case of rain.

Mangia Mangia! Fresh baked pizza from the oven to your mouth in an Italian Cafe-style experience you won't want to miss! Limited seating, limited service.

Create art to commemorate your Chromatic Carnival experience at the Cloak & Stagger Taverne! Artist Kina Forney will bring new & previously loved canvases from her studio ranging from 5x7 to 16x20 for you to create on. Use paints, mixed media, collage, or embroidery. Upcycle fabric, wrappers, or keepsakes, or bring your own small items to contribute. Kina provides acrylic paint, brushes, gel medium, collage material, and embroidery supplies. Supervised Children are welcome. 20 spots available.

Tunder'dume is returning to Sideburn! Bring yourself, an opponent and a bribe to get into our fully functional bouncy Thunderdome! (Minus the dome). 3 rounds of bouncy consensual violence. 2 people enter 2 people leave... potentially a bit more bruised. Operation time: dusk and when people are excited for some matches ;)